Sallam, 38

The Modern Fairy Tale My favorite superhero is Dr. Strange or Solar, Man of the Atom because I love powers that are mind-blowing and explore the definitions of reality we console ourselves with.

My favorite villain is Mr. Sinister because... it's Mr. Sinister. The guy never dies, is genuinely creepy instead of just being a control freak, and is a calm, collected mad scientist and all mad scientists are cool in my book.

My favorite super-power is the ability to augment reality, turning it into a dream-like existence because the one thing I hate more than the fact that I can't make a beer levitate towards my hand from the fridge is the fact that I can't make the best beer in the world materialize straight into my mouth. That and dreams are fun.

My favorite weakness is brusselsprouts because nobody likes them so they wouldn't think of using them, and the small percentage who do like them would never think to use them offensively because their status as a pitifully nonexistent minority would cause a dedicated obsession that would prevent them from using brusselsprouts in any negative fashion. That being said, SuperDad and SuperMom might void all this logic and can probably count themselves as my arch-nemeses.